About the Book
In the wake of the Great Arcane Market Collapse, a group of unemployed idealists attempt to bring order to the most bureaucratically complex magical realm ever imagined.
Follow Reginald P. Grubthorpe and his unlikely team as they build ArcGate Omnilogix—a software company that starts by managing wyvern pilot certifications and ends up handling everything from dragon egg import/export to necromantic civil remnants disposal.
Written in the tradition of Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett, this comedic fantasy chronicles the rise of a bureaucratic empire built on chaos, overconfidence, and the sort of optimistic ignorance that makes both great discoveries and spectacular disasters possible.
🐉 Five Magical Industries
From courier services to necromantic disposal, watch complexity spiral hilariously out of control.
📜 Bureaucratic Comedy
Where every form filed creates seventeen new forms, and efficiency is the enemy of tradition.
✨ Memorable Characters
A cast of elves, halflings, and humans navigating the treacherous waters of magical administration.
Meet the Characters
Reginald P. Grubthorpe
Self-Declared Genius
Standing over six feet tall and considerably wider, Reginald possesses boundless self-assurance matched only by his complete inability to accurately assess his own competence.
"Genius is an underpaid commodity, much like your overtime hours."
Tillo Greenhand
Code-Smith of the Common Folk
A halfling from farming country who quietly transforms bureaucratic chaos into elegant code, creating the impossible whilst everyone else argues about it.
"If the code compiles, the wyverns will fly."
Elora Quickquill
Indispensable Assistant
A half-elf who treats every document like a living thing and serves as the diplomatic glue that keeps Reginald's empire from imploding.
"A misplaced comma can topple kingdoms."
Dr. Percival Aureon
High Elf Scholar
Nearly seven feet tall with centuries of wisdom, Dr. Aureon provides the intellectual foundation for modernising bureaucracy through sound governance.
"Theory unchecked is the deadliest form of dogma."
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Introduction: When Magic Meets Red Tape
"In the wake of what historians would later term the Great Arcane Market Collapse—though those who lived through it simply called it 'Tuesday, but worse'—the mystical realm found itself facing a peculiar problem..."
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